GIRL: What are you doing for Valentines Day?
BOY: I thought I’d just rent a movie; get
some food, maybe.
GIRL: Hmm… get something romantic. I highly
suggest When Harry met Sally.
BOY: I’d be more interested in Sid and Nancy.
GIRL: No!!! Gary Oldman is so icky.
BOY: And Billy Crystal is a Greek god?
GIRL: He’s cute in a funny, Jewish kind of
way.
BOY: I was thinking about Annie Hall. It’s
one of the best romantic comedies ever. Plus, Diane
Keaton was really hot when she was younger.
GIRL: I’m sure your girlfriend would appreciate
you drooling over a pre-menopausal Diane Keaton.
BOY: It has Christopher Walken in it. Women love
Christopher Walken.
GIRL: I don’t.
BOY: Yes you do. (pause) Anyway, Annie Hall is the
perfect date movie.
GIRL: Do they end up together in
the end? |
BOY: Good point… what
about Amelie?
GIRL: Who’s in it?
BOY: Audrey Tautou, and that ugly French guy from
The City of Lost Children.
GIRL: At least it’ll make you seem mildly attractive
in comparison.
BOY: I was thinking about renting Mask. But, despite
his hideous face, Eric Stoltz’s inner beauty
still shines through. Plus it has Cher in it.
GIRL: I like Cher. Mermaids was great.
BOY: You would like mermaids.
GIRL: How about that Adam Sandler movie? What’s
it called?
BOY: Oh, my God! Punch Drunk Love! That movie is
so amazing.
GIRL: I was actually thinking about The Wedding Singer.
BOY: Oh. (pause) You have that one, don’t you?
GIRL: Yeah…
BOY: OK. (pause) Let me borrow it. But remember,
I’m only doing it because John Lovitz is in
it. |
