Challenger

One Christmas I got the N’sync Christmas CD and I still love it to this day. My friend Danielle and I listen to the CD all the time. I still download the songs off of it.
I sing the same corny lyrics on and on. “Merry Christmas and happy holidays...” now, isn’t that the same thing? (I have always wondered that) Anyway, the crazy fad of boybands and any other person that wants to write a corny love or tree song is over.
“In Love On Christmas”, “Love’s In Our Hearts on Christmas Day”, or “Here’s Another Corny, Too Happy, Christmas Song By N’sync” will never be played again in public, hopefully. Yes people, Emma Lou is here to save humanity.

I’d like to send out an apology to the members of N’sync or any other boyband who made the terrible mistake by trying to take their career further and sing old Karen Carpenter songs. You didn’t mean to embarrass yourself . It’s ok. Just you’re no Kathy Lee Gifford, Mariah Carey, Celine, or Kenny Rogers. You’re skinny, you haven’t yet reached puberty, or that needed vocal point in the middle of the chorus when the choir comes in.

Like 2 years ago when B2K came out with a Christmas song called, well who cares what it was called, it was badly written. I just think they wanted to dance in snow, seriously.

Now, I will list the top 5 coolest Christmas songs..ever!
1. Grandma’ Got Ran Over By A Reindeer
2. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer (the one with “like a lightbulb”)
3. All I Want For Christmas (Is You)
4. Any Kenny Rogers songs
5. Bette Midler (If she did a Christmas song)
These songs make me want to play in the snow...naked and merry!