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Top of the morning to ya. Well Apollo High School , here is yet another article by yours truly, The King. If you could have guess from the title above this article is about my opinion on everything.

It is my believe that one day this country will be run and controled by the over whelming and becoming larger group known simply as, The Comic Book Nerds. Now when I say comic book nerds I don’t just mean people that read comic books, thanks to the media now comic book nerds are movie gazing fools. “Star Wars”, “The Matrix”, “X-Men”, “ Spider-Man” the list just goes on and on. The nerds are already controling the movies that are being made and mass produced. And once they have control of the media its just a small step to the white house. I mean if a dork can become president (George W. Bush) then a nerd sure can.

It is my believe that by the year 2020 the show “20/20” will have hindsight. For those of you that don’t know what hindsight is, it is the ability to see into the future.

It is my believe that Canada will one day make fun of George W. Bush, and two weeks later the White House will send out a press statement that Canada has weapons of mass destruction.

It is my believe that one day monkeys will full evolve like we did, and liberate themselves from the zoo prisons. That isn’t so much a believe as it would be really awesome to see happen. I mean to walk into a coffee shop somewhere and see a big monky in a suit coat and tie, drinking coffee, and wishing you a glorious day.

It is my believe that it would be wicked awesome to genetically mutate lions and tigers into one creature called a “Liger.” Bred for their skills in magic.

It is my believe that if I were put in charge of the country, The United States of America would be no more within a week. But everyone would have a good time untill the end of that week.

It is my believe that the word “shamrock” is as much fun to say as it is to spell. S-h-a-m-r-o-c-k so much fun you just have to try it.
It is my believe that this is the end of my article, I hope you enjoyed as much as I have.