Challenger

I have writers block right now, deal with it. I really don’t know what to talk about so I am just going to ramble on and on about my life. Yesterday morning I woke up and had to go to detention hall. It was kind of fun considering the fact that I got the coolest parking space in the whole parking lot. The first one in row one right next to the handicap peoples parking. I actually felt special until 1:39 pm that afternoon when I had to leave the parking lot. I have promised myself that this coming Thursday I would return to detention and take over and re-name that space as “Emma Lou’s, Not Yours!”

Lately, I have been thinking about speaking Spanish. I really don’t know why I thought about it, but it would be kind of cool. I don’t think it is cool that kindergarteners know more about the language then I do. I wish they would have started us out like that. It is all apart of that Class of 2010 thing though. What a bummer. Thanks to that little decision, I will never be able to pursue my dream occupation: Spanish subtitle maker for movies and also the voice-overs.

Oh, guess what? Dennae, I have another car. HAHA! Considering you’re sitting right next to me as I type this and you just said you hated me, I’ll take it as a good thing. I still love you and your Dodge Shadow.

I want a tattoo. This for Palmer: I enjoyed the 2:00am lunch at Denny’s. Thank you for that advice. I love your son Paul. Paul, will you marry me? (Subject over, next subject)
I really am stuck on this article. The year has just begun, so there is nothing to write about. Mr. Phelan is going to kill me though if I don’t get this done in like 2.2! So...let’s just talk about how I can predict the future and what will happen this year:

This year Michael Jackson will get another nose job andhis kids will too. (Just to make it look like they are really his.) This year Clay Aiken will change his hair-do and Kathy-Lee Gifford will kick Kelly Rippa’s butt and finally get her spot back on with Regis.
This year I will not wreck my car, (knock on wood)Ninja Turtles cartoons, will come back on T.V., gas prices will go down, the 80’s will come back, and techno music will make a huge scene through out the U.S. of A.

(A few more things...) I will graduate at the top of the class, be on MTV, and become rich and famous and laugh, naked, in a pile of bubbles and 1,000 dollar bills. Oh yea! Bill Nye will be on T.V. every Saturday morning around 11:30 am...again.
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Did you know that Mars might be able to be ready for us to live on in about...umm 3000 YEARS???!!! Wow, that helps Mr. Astronaut. I just don’t get why they tell us this stuff. It’s like we’re gonna pack our bags right now and leave on a jet plane, not knowing if we’re comin’ back again.

If someone didn’t get that joke right above then you might be frosh. It’s from a movie called Armageddon. you might not remember that one. It came out when you guys were 7 or 8. I was 12, so I remember.