CHALLENGER

Apollo High School Owensboro, Ky 42301 October, 2004

Evil rabbit has a new friend
by:Andrew Roberts
Opinions Editor

Last year I warned you all of an Evil soul stealing rabbit t. Well this year I must warn you that he no longer works alone.

Late last night I was vistied in a dream and shown a world by the Evil white. He revealed his partner, “the evil devilish shoe-box.

I saw this supernatural shoe-box would defeat me, by mocking me to the point of trying to destroy it. Stumping it, setting it on fire ,and running over it with my car wouldn’t work. Finally I knew there was nothing I could, so I shot it. But seeing how it was invincible, the bullet just bounced off it, and killed an old woman. So I went to jail for murder.

Two months later I had a vistor. When I went to the vistor’s area, there was shoe-box just sitting on the table with a shank taped to his side. Then the glass in front of me shatterd and the shoe-box was flying towards me.

I awoke drenched in sweat. I grabbed the box from my closet, and threw it in the garbage can outside. And then I noticed that there was a little white rabbit outside my bedroom window. I freaked out, ran inside, and locked there door.