Welcome to my world, a world full of chaos, jokes and ofcourse, random things. While viewing this website, you will learn how to be completely random and how to laugh and have a good time....

How to be Random: Rules and guidelines:

What to do:

1. When in a group of three of more people, when you see one of your other friends walk by, scream out their name in an annoying high pitched voice. Make sure to make the people sitting around you are deaf in one ear.

2. Carry random objects in your pocket. (ex: squirrels, action figures, cheesecubes, toilet paper rolls, plastic forks or spoons, tacos..etc.)

3. Tell lame jokes, then laugh histarically for atleast twenty minutes. (ex: A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?")

4. When sitting in a group of two or more people during an awkward silence, start up a conversation by saying, "So I got this rash, right..."

5. When someone else says "I have a problem...", ask them "Does it itch?"

6. Sew random objects onto your backpack. (ex: squirrels, rabbid woodchucks, fruit roll-ups..etc)

7. Walk up from behind someone you don't know, start rubbing them, then when they turn around say, "You're not __________"(use someone's name that you know)

8. When at a specific kind of assembly in the school auditorium, stand up during a dead silence after some long speech and say, ("This isn't Spanish class!)

What not to do:

1. Do NOT try to draw attention to yourself on purpose. Randomosity is a gift that can either be taught or learned, but not used for attention.

2. If attention is drawn to you, do NOT try to keep the attention. Attention is for people who want to stick out on purpose. Random people stick out on accident.

3. If an angry cow is chasing you, do NOT make it madder...disobeying this rule can have dangerous consequences, just ask little Billy.

By reading these rules and guidelines, you agree to obey all rules. Any disobeyers will chased down and Tasered.

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The ideas and opinions expressed are not necessarily those of the EAGLENET staff , the faculty, staff or administration of this school; nor those of the Daviess county board of education